Memes, Quizzes, Whatever

First, a not so silent thank you:

Whether you harbor some vestige of modernist
morality or simply fail to see the irony in
Reality TV, one thing is clear. You are just
Not Postmodern.


What kind of postmodernist are you!?
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This I'm not sure a get. Tell me why this is a bad thing?

You are Leviticus.


Which book of the Bible are you?
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And now, the Memes:

Eats peanut butter at least once a week. I can't remember the last time I had peanut butter. Sad, yes, especially since I have both varieties at home.

Prefers smooth peanut butter over chunky. Meh. Call it a wash.

Can name all Three Stooges. And vague recollection of lineage. Good lantsmen, all.

Lives within a 20-minute drive of a Wal-Mart. I live in NoVa. The answer to this depends on day of week, time of day, whether the moon is in the third quadrant....

Eats at McDonald's at least once a year. Granted, I live near one, and worked near one - well, did, before they shut it down for all the unpaying "customers" frequenting it.

Takes a shower for approximately 10.4 minutes a day. usually a little shorter.

Never sings in the shower.

Lives in a house, not an apartment or condominium.

Has a home valued between $100,000 and $300,000.

Has fired a gun.

Is between 5 feet and 6 feet tall.

Weighs 135 to 205 pounds.

Is between the ages of 18 and 53.

Believes gambling is an acceptable entertainment option. Depends on the subject.

Grew up within 50 miles of current home. Not even close.