'Tis a silly place indeed!

Direct from the wooly minds of the Llamas, through Texas, I now present:
(Ah, rules. Yes.
1. Take the lyrics to a favorite song.
2. Go to Babelfish, translate the lyrics into German, then from German to French, and finally from French back into English.
3. Post the results verbatim.
4. Invite friends to guess the song based on the interesting new lyrics.)

I wanted to be... Holzfaeller!

Tree with the tree to jump, as they swim to the bottom the powerful rivers of British Columbia. Enormous red wood. The larch. The Spot! Scots Kiefer powerful! The convex cherry flowering! Plucky small Apsen! With my best daughter, we would sing my side,! sing! sing!

I am Holzfaeller and myself am okay.
I sleep every night and myself works all during the day.

It is Holzfaeller and is to him okay.
It sleeps all the night and all the day works to him.

I crossed to the bottom of the trees.
I eat my lunch. I go to the toilet.
Wednesday I go shoppin ' and have of Scones gebutterte for tea.

It crosses to the bottom of the trees.
It eats its lunch. It goes to the toilet.
Wednesday it will buy and has of Scones gebutterte for tea.

It is Holzfaeller and is to him okay.
It sleeps all the night and all the day works to him.

I crossed to the bottom of the trees.
I jump and jump. I can actuate wild flowers.
I place at clothing of the women and hangs around in the personnel.

He crosses to the bottom of the trees.
He jumps and jumps. He can actuate wild flowers.
He places at clothing of the women and hangs around in the personnel? !

He is Holzfaeller and is to him okay.
He sleeps all the night and all the day works to him.

I crossed to the bottom of the trees.
I carry high heels, of Suspendies and Buestenhalter.
I wish that I become be expensive a dad girlie, right that my.

It crosses to the bottom of the trees.
It carries high heels, of Suspendies and Buestenhalter? !

What is this one? A girlie would like to be? ! OH -, my! And I thought that you were so abrupt! Poofter!...

It is Holzfaeller and is to him okay.
It sleeps all the night and all the day works to him.

It is Holzfaeller and is to him okaaaaay.
It sleeps all the night and all the day works to him.

OK, it's a bit obvious, but somewhere it looks like Yoda got into the mix: "A girlie would like to be?!"